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|-style="text-align:center;font-variant:small-caps;" | sir joseph porter, k.c.b. || || cousin hebe. |-style="vertical-align:top;font-size:83%;"
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I am the monarch of the Sea,
The ruler of the Queen's Navee,—
When at anchor here I ride,
My bosom swells with pride,
And I snap my fingers at a foeman's taunts.
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And so do his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts
His sisters and his cousins!
Whom he reckons by the dozens,
And his aunts!
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|-style="text-align:center;font-variant:small-caps;" | ralph rackstraw.|| || josephine. |-style="vertical-align:top;font-size:83%;"
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"I am the lowliest tar
That sails the water.
And you, proud maiden, are
My captain's daughter."
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"Refrain, audacious tar.
Your suit from pressing;
Remember what you are,
And whom addressing."
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