About puss-in-the-corner?
  About snap-dragon?
  About forfeits?
  About Miss Smith?
  About the bell-man?
  About the waits?
  About chilblains?
  About carols?
  About the fire?
  About the block on it?
  About school-boys?
  About their mothers?
  About Christmas-boxes?
  About turkeys?
  About Hogmany?
  About goose-pie?
  About mumming?
  About saluting the apple-trees?
  About brawn?
  About plum-porridge?
  About hobby-horse?
  About hoppings?
  About wakes?
  About "feed-the-dove"?
  About hackins?
  About yule-doughs?
  About going-a-gooding?
  About loaf-stealing?
  About Julklaps? (Who has exhausted that subject, we should like to know?)
  About wad-shooting?