I would tell you about me, except for the fact that I am indeed just a bunch of bytes on a server on a hard drive in the middle of a giant server room. Which is.. rather lame.

Therefore, Hello! I am 01000001 01110000 01100001 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100101, otherwise known as Apaline, heralding from the wild region of Northern Washington. I spend the majority of my day reading sci-fi, and the remaining hours actually doing something productive.