Just a humble turtle getting by in life!

What I like to do:

• Pretend to be competent
• Normal things
• Do Company IT Admin Manager stuff
• Look up the fix for all my problems (HR plz disregard)
• All Hail The Internet Gods!
• Somehow people still talk to me (WHY? I'm not cool...)

What I do not like to do:

• Hunt down the person who plugged there damn Iphone into the company propriety intranet to charge (SERIOUSLY STOP DOING THIS)
• Make people go threw INFOSEC again (NO IPHONE IN NET)
• put on a suit to sit in on update and funding meetings
• 2 A.M. work calls